Every day you’re not dead in the ground, when you wake up in the morning, you’re gonna have to make some decisions. Got to ask yourself this question: 

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It should be illegal to be this gorgeous.

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That sketch. Gpoy of all gpoys.

Watching Saturday Night Live live because Emma Stone is hosting tonight, and the musical guest is Coldplay. 

Jacob: “You’re adorable.”

Hannah: “No. I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It’s that I get, I get really drunk, and I pass out, and you cover me with a blanket, and you kiss me on the cheek and nothing happens. But that’s not why I’m here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.”

Jacob: “Jacob.”

This plus the next 2 minutes after this had me laughing the whole time.

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Still to this day my favorite scene in this movie.

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stop being perfect.

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